The perfect children's Rhyme?

The perfect children’s rhyme?

There was a disturbance on the ocean floor
“SILENCE” he yelled out then there was no more
Lightning struck and crack the sky
Down below mankind was smoking getting high
Alphabet soup, cross your hearts and hope not to die
I’ll stick a needle in my eye, if I dare tell you another lie
If I break what will you do?
Will you mend me with super glue?
Dancing fools upon a cross
In a land where hope is lost
Jack was not nimble
Jack was not quick
It is now why jack must sell all those damn candle sticks
Easter bunny and the shamrock snake
They are why the ground now shakes
Giggle fits and hysterical laughter
We’ll chuckle ourselves into the here after
Watermelon pie and stupid crimes
Will this one day be the perfect children’s rhyme?